Wherever I go, they are with me. Whatever I do, they are there for me - my friendly precious palms.
Can you notice the above palm lines? The right palm lines are different from my left palm lines. It is said that palm reading is used by many modern pagans and new age practitioners as a form of divination or personality reading. And interpreting the meaning behind the lines of the palm is a significant part of palm reading. It requires an understanding that there are both major lines and minor lines.
Anyway, whatever is the interpretation of the lines of my palms - my palms are there for me for whatever I do. They are flexible though sometimes they are on stubborn mood. However, they are too funny and too friendly as well.
And sometimes they complain:
When ever he wanted to go somewhere
He always asked us to go with him
we went out hand-in-hand
and returned home holding hands…
Whatever he wanted to do for himself
He always called us to do it for him
He couldn’t stand alone for his own…
He said, we are his best friend
His life could be miserable without us…
But the truth is he treated us
not his buddy but his slave
We have no right and freedom to complain…
And whatever his heart dictates
His brain and body desires
We always run for his wishes:
Bashing the candle
Buffing the banana
Choking the chicken
Cleaning his rifle
Cuffing the carrot
Polishing the banister
Polishing the rocket
Tossing the turkey
And walking his dog
Are the same terms
For the same job:
His dog became stronger and harder
and you know what we got?
His sweet smiles of satisfactions!
To sum up and to interpret what has been said above, the equivalent term in Tag-alog is "Mariang Palad" - a very effective tool and method to fight home-sex-sickness, in English it is called the "Sweet Mrs. Palmer".
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